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heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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Bitch I got back to school september second and I’m excited as fuck because do you know what you do with your life when you dont go to school? A bunch of stupid crap that ruins your life….. or you just lay around all day doing nothing…. I am going to be a full time college student and I’ll only be going to school 2 days a week which means I get 4 days of free time for friends and crap and only go 2 days a week to get a degree and a job that will pay me a hell of a lot more money then a regular job so I can have a shitload more money to spend doing fun stuff :3

Dear Hot Guy,
    Stop being so sexy or I’m going to rip your clothes off
                                  Love,
                                     Everyone who can see you

P.S. Blind people can see too you know

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind

and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”

so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay

but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”

and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”

and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”

and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now

but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

amateur

ashtonxrwins:

My cat, Freddie often tends to go missing for a few days, but always comes back perfectly fine. This time, though, he came back limping, starving, and dehydrated.

He refuses to eat, even though he shows signs of clearly wanting the food we offer him (normal dry food, wet food, tuna, baby food, meat), and at first, he wouldn’t drink water either. We’ve been feeding him baby food with an eyedropper, but he dislikes that quite a bit, and it’s definitely not feeding him enough.

And now it seems to have gotten worse. He’s coughing every few minutes, and there seemed to be a bloody-looking mucus coming from his mouth earlier.

He needs to get to the vet, ASAP, but we don’t currently have the money to pay for a visit and treatment.

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Donate here, or PLEASE, PLEASE pass this around wherever and however you can.

I’d really like this to reach today, if it can. He needs to get to the vet as soon as possible.

Same thing happened to my cat first time I stimulated it by vigerously rubbing it’s fur to loosen the skin to make moving easier for the cat, I then fed it water in small amounts, didnt try food but eventually between stimulation and water the cat was able to move on it’s own, drink, and eat by the next day……… but then it came back the same way a second time much worse and I was getting too nauseous from the smell of her to properly help, she died the next day…….. I cant afford a vet either sometimes you just know there is a way to save your cat other times you know it’s their time….either way I wish you the best

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