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I thought I was wearing scary make up and then I realized it was just my face….no seriously I wore haunted house make up fell asleep with it on and when I tried cleaning it off it was actually a rash T-T

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there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct

good lord

It’s a cucumber and some vinegar, not Adam and Steve!

I don’t understand the last one at all? A pickle shaped vibrator + white vinegar = a check mark? 

wut?

The second one is why I can’t join a police force or go into war….. I literally was watching the marathon bomber who was hiding in a boat or whatever and when he come out I was like “Damn he’s hot” lol

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